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Chapter 6 7.

Chapter 7 8. Chapter 8 9.

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He is totally familiar with the concept of waiting 24 hours before calling someone after a first date. He glances at the clock. Besides, twenty-one hours was close. Steeling himself with resolve, he picks up his phone with one hand hot singles in your area the slip of paper with her number on it with the other and adult want real sex Soldotna Alaska 99669. And it was male.

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Lance responds involuntarily with a totally dignified and manly squeak not a squeak, just a— a noise of surprise. Since when were chuckles capable of being sexy? Since five seconds ago, apparently.

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Good one, Lance. The abrupt click of the phone on the other end signaled the end of the devastatingly brief conversation. No— what? He meant devastating and brief, yeah. There was absolutely no reason to prolong that trainwreck that had just happened.

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